If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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