I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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