Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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