I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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