My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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