were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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