so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
its not stalking. its research.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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