I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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