All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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