Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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