if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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