I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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