Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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