is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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