i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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