Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
