STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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