Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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