They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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