i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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