I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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