I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
love makes seman taste better
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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