Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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