real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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