Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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