so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I understand Curling. That high.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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