you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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