keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Sorry my hands just texted you
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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