"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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