please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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