spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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