At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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