when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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