Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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