We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
