Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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