Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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