We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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