have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I skipped work to stalk him.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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