Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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