I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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