I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's never too late to be topless.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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