bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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