what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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