she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
3pm strippers are depressing
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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