his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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