Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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