Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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