I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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