You made me cry and you don't even care
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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