Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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