I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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