There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
