Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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