you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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