Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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