I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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