I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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